Sunday, June 24, 2007
PEARLS OF WISDOM
"Fourteen Things That It Took Me Over50 Years To Learn" by Dave Barry
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
You should not confuse your career with your life.
Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
Never lick a steak knife.
The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.
You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.
The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers.
A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)
Your friends love you anyway.
Thought for the day: Never be afraid to to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
You should not confuse your career with your life.
Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
Never lick a steak knife.
The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.
You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.
The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers.
A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)
Your friends love you anyway.
Thought for the day: Never be afraid to to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic
NEW WEIGHT
Hello,
New weight is 340!!!. 2 pounds a week seems to be the norm.. I am not happy about that, but it is still in the downward motion.
New weight is 340!!!. 2 pounds a week seems to be the norm.. I am not happy about that, but it is still in the downward motion.
Saturday, June 23, 2007
MESSAGE FOR CATSEYES
Hello,
I don't have a clue why you wont return my phone calls. I don't know if you are upset over my weight, staying with Stevie, leaving work or what, but I must have done something to offend you and I am truly sorry about that. You are a great person and friend and I realize that there is a alot going on in your life now. I wont' call and leave you anymore messages. I truly wish you and your family the best life.
Sincerely your friend,
Leslie
I don't have a clue why you wont return my phone calls. I don't know if you are upset over my weight, staying with Stevie, leaving work or what, but I must have done something to offend you and I am truly sorry about that. You are a great person and friend and I realize that there is a alot going on in your life now. I wont' call and leave you anymore messages. I truly wish you and your family the best life.
Sincerely your friend,
Leslie
Sunday, June 17, 2007
NEW WEIGHT
Hello, I am now down to 342!!!!, we are still progressing downward, I have been cleaning the post office for Stevie and the extra excersise seems to be helping. We are all okay.
Sunday, June 10, 2007
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